I'd love 90 days in jail

Away from the general population in your own room. Think of all the books you could read and all the wonderful sleep you could have. Are you allowed to bring a crochet hook to jail because I'd do that and heaps of lovely yarn and some embroidery supplies and paint supplies and some good music... I suppose they wouldn't let me have any wine though but if I had my own kettle so I could make a cup of tea it would be OK. I don't know what Lindsey Lohan is crying about.